1)
What are your hobbies?
Well, I like long walks on the beach, watching sunsets and stalking my next victims of my serial murderous rampages – Not in any particular order.
2)
Do you know you look like _____________ from the band ______________?
I get many comments I look like either a drummer or a bassist from some local band I have never heard nor heard of. Not that it bothers me but, if there are that many people who look like me, it is surprising I have not done time for something they did.
3)
What are your beliefs in life?
I have a few philosophical beliefs.
1)
We
are all flies drawn to a single ball of shit called Earth.
2)
Today
is the worst day of the rest of your strife (aka The Cynic’s credo)
3)
The
day you achieve perfection, a bunch of Jews will hang you on a cross.
4) What meds are you taking
at this time?
I am taking a couple of different
meds at any given time. Not as a
suppository!
5) What do you do for a
living?
During the day, I work as a network engineer. At night, I work as a dancer in a male revue for unattractive men – Chunder from Down Under.
6) Are you ever serious?
Rarely.
7) Are you involved with
anyone?
If
you read this and do not know the answer, you do not have access to my site's private
area. However, to minimize requests for
access, the answer is not at this time.
Feel free to email me for current updates to this question. As for third party answers to this question,
Well, the voices in my head, when they are not snoring, say ‘no’. My Sarcastic
Answer Ball (http://www.mcphee.com/goodies/sarcastic.html)
says, ‘Whatever’.
8) What songs do you feel typify your feelings?
None right now. Most of the new music out now annoys the hell out of me. Poorly written lyrics and mediocre playing.
9) You hate your ex-wife. What songs do you listen to in order to stew
in a vat of hatred and loathing toward her being?
I Hope You Die by The Bloodhound Gang.
10) I thought I saw you in a movie. Have you ever
been in a movie?
Actually, I played a small role in a low-budget movie called Heavy Metal Cannibals that, to my knowledge, was never released. I played a character whose name is Mose. My head blows up in the movie. It was NOT a porn movie.
11) Who are your friends? or Who can tolerate
your attitude?
Almost all people I know are online. There are a few others I know from past jobs, etc.
12)Why
do you have a webpage?
Why
not? Why the hell are you reading
it!?!? Oh, sorry. This is an outlet for me. Not that I have a ton of time but I do need
an outlet. Exercise is the other
outlet. (It also takes time).
13)
What is your astrological sign?
I
am a Scorpio. I’m gonna die fucking.
(to quote Chris Rock)
14)
What astrological signs do you prefer in a relationship?
People who have their head out of their ass – for starters. That is not an astrological sign but it is a sign of a promising start.
15)
What is your family heritage?
My
father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium….
Oh,
a big mix of English, French, German, Scottish, damn near anything else in
Western Europe and a smattering of Native American thrown in.
16)
What state do you live in?
Diminished
Capacity is the legal term for it.
17)
What artists do you like?
Rodin’s
Gates of Hell (http://www.artchive.com/artchive/R/rodin/gates1.jpg.html)
is probably the most impressive work I have seen. Most other works by Rodin are quite impressive as well
(especially the marble pieces). (http://www.musee-rodin.fr/welcome.htm)
18)
What is your Height/Weight/Eye color?
I
am 5’7” (after stretching ;) ). My
weight is dropping since I began exercising and eating better foods but will
remain undisclosed here. My eye color,
it depends. They change depending on
mood and surroundings. They are mostly
streaks of brown and green that look gold from a distance. For some reason, a lot of people like my
eyes.
19)
What is your idea of an ideal woman?
One
who fogs a mirror.
No,
I like intelligence, humor and a reasonable degree of sanity. A hard combo nowadays. None live where I do.
20)
What is your favorite food?
I
love bread since it can be made into so many things and have so many textures
and flavors.
21)
What is your motto?
Never
underestimate the self-importance or stupidity of an end-user.
22)
What is your favorite music?
Most
anything except rap and country. I
can deal with rap if it has a real political message and country is ok if
it is lyrically well written.
23)
What countries have you been to?
Mexico, England, France, Italy, Germany, Hungary, Austria,
Luxembourg and Holland.
24) What kind of personality do you have?
I test as an INTP on the Myers Briggs test. (http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/academic/psychology/alt.psychology.personality/profiles/intp.html).
25) Do you hate stupid people?
Yes, they are irritating, boring and should not be
allowed to breed. Somehow, they manage
to and far too often.
26) How do I contact you?
You want to?!?! Ok,
email is dan-jones[at]usa[dot]net. ICQ is 13779155. AOL IM is djinarl (I am rarely online with AOL IM, though)
Here is a picture of me in case you are wondering what
I look like: Pic
of Dan Jones. FYI: I am the guy next to the girl, not the guy in the background who looks
like he is peeing.?
